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Sheesh Kabob!

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

It started off as an article about a cleverly named kabob house in Moscow and quickly became yet another a story of political coercion and muzzling of the press. Less than a week after the article came out, Nashi, the pro-Kremlin youth group, is demanding that the journalist who wrote it, Aleksandr Podrabinek, be kicked out of the country and stripped of his Russian citizenship. After death threats and an attempted break-in at his apartment, Podrabinek is now in hiding, announcing on his blog that “in the interests of security, I am limiting my contacts.”

Partly, this is the same, tired story of the Kremlin intimidating the last remnants of a once-free press. But it’s also a story about a country still fighting over the meaning (and ownership) of patriotism, over the return of Soviet symbolism, over where the Soviet Union ends and Russia begins, and over how to talk about the martyrdom and the crimes of World War II.

Here’s how it happened: the restaurant in question opened in July, calling itself the Anti-Soviet Kabob House because of its location across the street from the Soviet Hotel. Har har. But to an association of elderly veterans, it wasn’t just a bad pun, and they complained to the local authorities. The name, they said, mocked their sacrifices in World War II—which, with casualties over 20 million, has become the most sacred of cows in Russia. It is known there, officially, as the Great Patriotic War. (Putin recently showed just how sacred it is when he refused to acknowledge, for the sake of Russian pride, Soviet crimes in Poland in 1939.) Not only that, the veterans’ group said, but the name also besmirched the homeland for which they fought, and they demanded that it be changed.

News of this uproar leaked on September 17. By the 18th, the owner of the café announced that the authorities had interceded and he had been forced to change the name to Soviet Kabob House. As workmen prepared to take down the “Anti-“, the café’s owner remarked wryly that now “the debate is about saving the kabob house even without the name,” he said. “We’d be happy just to be able to stay open at this point.”

This kind of pandering to hypervocal and hypersensitive veterans—and harping on a mythically clean and valorous Soviet past—caught Podrabinek’s eye. No fan of Soviet power (he had been sentenced to a Siberian labor camp twice, once in 1978 and again in 1980, for criticizing the Soviet Union), Podrabinek penned a takedown of the veterans group in, a liberal opposition online publication.

He bemoaned the fact that the owners of the kabob house gave in to the veterans’ demands and excoriated the veterans for their false patriotism. “Your homeland isn’t Russia,” he wrote. “Your homeland is the Soviet Union…. And the Soviet Union is not the place you imagine in your schoolbooks or your lying newspapers,” he said referring to the robustly nostalgic Communist press. “It’s not just a place of astronauts and overfulfilled agricultural quotas,” Podrabinek continued, “it’s also a place of peasant uprisings, the victims of collectivization and Holodomor; it’s hundreds of thousands shot in Cheka basements and millions tortured in the Gulag to the sounds of the rotten [Soviet] anthem.” But Podrabinek was careful to make a distinction: “Yes, we should respect those who fought Nazism, but not those who defend Soviet power.”

Evidently that was not caveat enough: two days after the piece came out, the same local authorities who had forced the kabob-house name change went to the offices of Novaya Gazeta (Anna Politkovskaya’s liberal newspaper) to complain about Podrabinek—who didn’t work there. Then came the protests from veterans. Finally, the president of Nashi, a patriotic youth group often likened to the Hitler Youth, said “we will demand [Podrabinek’s] departure from the country.” Not for writing anything anti-Russian, mind you, but for writing something anti-Soviet—for being tough on a country that no longer exists.

Podrabinek’s address and phone number appeared online, and now Nashi members are picketing his house around the clock. On Tuesday, the youth group filed a lawsuit demanding that he apologize to the veterans (an idea that resonates in the Russian blogosphere) or be deported.

For its part, the Kremlin has allowed the crackdown to thunder on without comment. It has a long, close association with Nashi and has encouraged these neo-Soviet displays before. (A renovated subway station recently opened with a Stalin quote restored in giant, prominent letters, and, last week, Kremlin ideologue Vladislav Surkov praised Nashi for the group’s supposedly pivotal role in forcing the Obama administration to back down from its missile defense shield in Eastern Europe.)

Podrabinek says on his blog that he has received information from “trustworthy sources” that people “at the highest levels have made the decision to deal with me in any way necessary.” In a country ranked third most lethal for journalists, this is no empty threat. Nor is Podrabinek a stranger to Kremlin strong-arming. In 2004, after he helped with the publication and distribution of ex-KGB agent Alexander Litvinenko’s book, security services seized the copies he imported into Russia and called him in for questioning. (He reportedly refused to answer questions.) In 2006, he was arrested in Minsk for protesting the dubious reelection of Belarus president Alexander Lukashenko.

And so, just as Russia tells the Committee to Protect Journalists that it will act on what is now an embarrassing number of attacks on the press, Nashi continues its harassment and Podrabinek remains in hiding, not answering requests for an interview. Only here can a man risk losing his life over a café name.

Sheesh Kabob! A Restaurant Snafu Reveals Lingering Nostalgia for the Soviet Union [Newsweek]

Russia Outsources Domestic Policy to a ‘Futurologist’

Friday, September 18th, 2009

There are few countries on earth that do bread-and-circus diversions quite like this. One is Myanmar, which moves its capital into the jungle on the advice of astrologists. The other, of course, is Russia. To wit: in the middle of a severe economic crisis and growing unemployment, President Dmitri Medvedev has decided to modernize Russia’s economy and include dissenting voices by, yes, turning to an ornery “futurologist” (his phrase) appropriately named Kalashnikov.

How did this absurdity come about? On Sept. 10, Medvedev, a known Internet aficionado, posted a rambling, 4,000-word editorial in the online newspaper Titled “Forward, Russia!” the piece calls on Russians to become more civic-minded and lays out vague plans to modernize Russia’s still-backward economy. Fine. For days, people here and abroad feverishly tried to crack the code: why would he write an editorial in a liberal online paper? Why now? What could this portend?
But no one expected this. You see, at the end of the editorial, Medvedev invited Russians to send suggestions to And people did, including futurologist Maxim Kalashnikov, author of books like Mount the Lightning! and Forward, to USSR-2. (According to his online profile, Kalashnikov has “dedicated his life to fighting the fallout of 1991,” the year the Soviet Union collapsed.)

Medvedev seized on Kalashnikov’s letter, which recommended building a city of the future─a “bio-agro-ecopolis,” to be precise─using Russian technology and expertise to experiment in energy, building materials, and the like. This, he says will spur Russian innovation and “give the nation wings.”

His proposals were evidently so compelling that Medvedev decided to have someone look into them. He staged a “scene at the office” for the benefit of the Kremlin-friendly press corps (worth a watch) in which he hands off the letter to a deputy, who looks like a third grader in a Thanksgiving play, and asks him to follow up─since it’s important, Medvedev chides, to listen “even to people who don’t agree with us” and because the Internet “is all aflutter” about it. (It was.)

Russian rulers have, on occasion relied on meta-advisers (Nicholas II and Rasputin being the most famous), but this is not that. Rather, it is a clear and cynical play to the masses who, Medvedev clearly hopes, will feel the flush of Russian pride under the guise of sweeping Russian spirituality (on the rise, midcrisis) and a lunge toward modernization. It is also the beginning and the end of the empty gesture─not that anyone believed it─of listening to people outside the Kremlin’s echo chamber. Even Kalashnikov knows this is just a stunt. “I think it’s just PR,” he told me. He has not heard from the Kremlin, but the off chance that something comes out of this─like a bio-agro-ecopolis, say─keeps his hope of averted catastrophe alive. “Who knows,” he said, sighing. “Sometimes truly unbelievable things do happen.” In the meantime, the aflutter Russian blogosphere agrees, wondering if spring─and April Fool’s Day─came very, very early this year.

Russia Outsources Domestic Policy to a ‘Futurologist’ [Newsweek]